Every fall, when the veil between action and apathy is at its thinnest, the Couch Creatures rise. They’re stitched together from sweatpants lint, snack crumbs, and the whispers of “skip today,” “scroll just a little longer,” and “you’ve earned it.”
They haunt living rooms, luring even the strongest ninjas into the cursed Land of Maybe Tomorrow.
The only way to banish them? Move with purpose. Show up. And ghost every excuse.
Enter YOU: the Dojo’s last hope.
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